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When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.
Dave: Haley isn't keeping up with her payments/touching/homework, and she was all giving me this attitude.
Neil: So you should keep your pimp hand way strong! Keep that bitch in line. Slap that bitch up!
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It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.
A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
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man door hand hook car door refers to a popular story based on the urban legend about The Hook. The joke is that the story is horribly written. The story goes as follows:
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
It is not typically used in a sentence but rather as a stand-alone joke. Simply saying "man door hand hook car door" usually gets a few laughs
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When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.
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Supposedly invented by Lead Man of The Marvelous 3, Butch Walker. make the "rock" symbol with both hands with your palms facing you. lock your pinkys and close them and throw up 2MR41H! It means exactly what it is mean to. there is too much rock for just one hand!
this band really rocks, there is too much rock for one hand (2MR41H)!
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what was yelled before Malcolm X was shot while delivering a speech on February 21.
Get your hand outta my pocket! Don't be messin' with my pockets
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