John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get
If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying
John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.
Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.
The sexiest man alive. He has stunning green eyes and makes everyone smile! He’s funny, strong and hard working. Vincenzo John has a breath taking smile and is a dream come true. If you meet one, you should marry one. Vincenzo loves anime, dogs and cats , and is an amazing musician. His guitar skills are dreamy and makes the most beautiful music. He is over all the best.
Vincenzo John worked so hard today!
Have you seen Vincenzo John? He’s sexy.
I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...
A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.
Damn I think he has Johns Disease
Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye
Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!
A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.
This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.
She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.