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A perfect pair of tits capable of inducing feverish hallucinations, often is accompanied by erectile disfunction.
That goddamn jennifer and her fuckin tit turbine ruined my marriage, my house, and the finish on my car.
Very cool, awesome, great, outstanding, etc.
"Yo you wanna go get some tacos?"
"Tacos?! Yo, those are tits on a house my dude!"
The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.
Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.
a person with big ass TITTIES
Michaela has some bottomless tits
Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
Also known as: Gay Titties
Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.
Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.
Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.
Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.
Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!
Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.