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The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!
Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.
It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?
when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.
dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake
When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.
Used to designate any 7-UP flavoured pastry.
My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake
Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole
My uncle married a Luna Cake