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To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".
Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?
Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.
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Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.
Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.
They were daring enough to do Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2.
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The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.
I heard my parents once did Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part.
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As far as an individual might go with someone they are attracted to physically or emotionally, but not sexually.
Hey bro, did you see Chris Evans on the cover of Esquire? Yeah man, I'd let them rock me to sleep.
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Dude who gets psycho stoned and/or drunk, thinks he's a rock star, and acts like an assclown.
Adan was wasted at the IU game and said, "I'm gonna rock out with my cock out" before he fondled his friends' wives and urinated in their cars.
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One of the greatest sayings ever. Also see Hang out with ya wang out
I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and Rock out with my cock out.
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after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.
A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.
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