When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit
yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop
Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
When you are so irate, your bowels require evacuation.
I was so mad I had to take a fury poop.
The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back
When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
A sexy, awesome, cool, funny rapper/comedian
Damn he so cool like Caleb Is Poop!