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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020


Fury poop

When you are so irate, your bowels require evacuation.

I was so mad I had to take a fury poop.

by Rslakmcg April 3, 2023


pooping pad

The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back

Lay down a pooping pad first

by johnphok March 15, 2015


Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 5, 2021


Caleb Is Poop

A sexy, awesome, cool, funny rapper/comedian

Damn he so cool like Caleb Is Poop!

by Sexy Man 325 October 12, 2020


Caleb Is Poop

A very sexy, funny, intelligent, and lovely rapper/comedian

Damn he so fine and cool like Caleb Is Poop

by Sexy Man 325 October 12, 2020


oh poop

something to say when you get stuck on the moon

oh poop...

by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025