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Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
When a man catches you off guard and slaps you in the side of the face with his erect penis.
That boy Tim slapped me last night hoping I’d indulge him with a blow job.
Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb
Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.
Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?
Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek
Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!
On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.
"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"