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The person who was born on this day is my Husband, and he is a very nerdy nerd.
He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(
Wow you are so rude, and you suck balls. You must be born on the 4 January.
man: yo can we brick 4 brick
woman: who are you
3👍 7👎
Woke up on bone open hand dick slap
Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!
if your team holds up 4 fingers they are automatically the best team and can not be beat 🤑
“wow the tomahawks are so good they hold 4 fingers up 🥍”
in the middle of it; unsure
(referencing Fresno, California - the middle of California and no one knows whether it’s NorCal or SoCal…)
I dunno Jerry. I’m just kinda Fresno 4 u, ya know?
What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.
The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)
While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?
Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)