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The greatest rapper ever to exist.
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas: We should listen to Lil' Cum Boy.
Literally Everyone Else: What is wrong with you?
Someone who came on someones jordan
Dis nigga full cum on my jordans
A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.
Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming
Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?
a cum guzzler that drinks cum on a daily basis
your girlfriend is a dirty cum guzzler
A tattoo of a dumpster dripping with semen; occasionally featuring a rag or sock.
Omg, who designed that cum dumpster tattoo on your thigh?
I can't believe my dad just saw my new cum dumpster tattoo! I'm sooooo grounded!!
It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.
I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.