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When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.
The PMPE Slapw
“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.
Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword
When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.
Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.
My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap
slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
When a man slaps his penis against a woman's breasts
Take off that bra and let me give you a bap slap.