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when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.
dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake
When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.
Used to designate any 7-UP flavoured pastry.
My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake
Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole
My uncle married a Luna Cake
Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".
I'm hurting today...
I had a dozen beers and two Cholera Cakes last night.
A cake within a room for all to enjoy. A RoomCake is for no special occasion just a cake in a room& if you want some, take some.
Hey Josh is that cake for Michaels birthday?
No mate. It’s a room cake
When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!