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1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
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When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!
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Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.
His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.
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A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
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noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".
(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
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What happens when a girl's holes are so loose that there are constant slurping noises as you pound away. Can apply to pussy or ass.
Banging Mary was fun, but her holes are so busted out it was a veritable fuck fart symphony all night.
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A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
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