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Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.
Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.
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The traditional "rock hand" symbol (invented by KISS supposedly), but with a slightly homosexual twist. The sign is made by putting the middle, index, and ring fingers under the thumb of that hand. Then the end pinkeys are extended to their height. Fortunately, this signal is most often used in a mocking way to make fun of over-zealous rock fanatics. The traditoinal rock hand looks better (along with a head bang) so keep rocking.
Dude this rock show rocks! It rocks like so rockin much that i just gotta rock it with both my rockin hands, man, cuz like, its too much rock for one hand! ROCKIN! (makes said gayass symbol)
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When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.
Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.
Fred: How was that?
Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.
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Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
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I'll basically a trend on tiktok, where people imitate the scene of Wednesday dancing in the Nevermore ball. They do while playing the song Bloody Mary, with the following lyrics: I'll dance, dance, dance, with my hands, hands, hands, above my head, head, head, like Jesus said.
Ill Dance With My Hands Wednesday Trend is trending on tik tok.
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Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.
"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."
"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"
"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."
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As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.
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