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When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"
"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
Something you eat when you're extremely hungry.
You know what, I'm so hungry i could eat a buttered leper!
A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.
Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.
When one (male) puts peanut butter on their genitals, then proceeds to insert into the receiving ends rectum.
"you heard of peanut butter jelly, well I'm gonna give you a peanut butter smelly!"
When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.
bro i just got a peanut butter smelly. smelt good lowkey.