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no dick December you jack off to anything but if you have an J,B,E,Y it doesn’t apply to you
how you doing in December mamma
NO DICK DECEMBER, okay girls, gays and non binary babes. anyone who is attracted to men or likes taking the s t r a p isnt allowed to next month because its no dick december!!
P1 : c’mon babe
P2 : i cant its no dick december
December the month in which your short friend takes revenge for being hit for a whole month in November.
Short friend: Hey did you hear it’s December time for my revenge
Tall friend : oh no…
The last month of the year, is when all the chads are born because they decided to be born even though it’s fucking freezing. You would sit contently at home and watch your house getting snowed in while supping a glass of Baileys and stroking your big dog
Oh man December is soon *cracks open bottle of booze* prost!
Give a girl a hoodie month. This is because its really fucking cold in December and a girl really wants a fucking hoodie. So just give it to her.
Its December give me your FUcking hoodie!!!!
No simp december BUT theres a twist it’s only for girls
Girl: omg he’s so cute
Boy: you failed..
Girl: failed what?
Boy: NO SIMP DECEMBER!!!