December the month in which your short friend takes revenge for being hit for a whole month in November.
Short friend: Hey did you hear it’s December time for my revenge
Tall friend : oh no…
The last month of the year, is when all the chads are born because they decided to be born even though it’s fucking freezing. You would sit contently at home and watch your house getting snowed in while supping a glass of Baileys and stroking your big dog
Oh man December is soon *cracks open bottle of booze* prost!
Give a girl a hoodie month. This is because its really fucking cold in December and a girl really wants a fucking hoodie. So just give it to her.
Its December give me your FUcking hoodie!!!!
No simp december BUT theres a twist it’s only for girls
Girl: omg he’s so cute
Boy: you failed..
Girl: failed what?
Boy: NO SIMP DECEMBER!!!
Wipe ass month. First it was Slap ass month then grab ass month now its wipe ass month
(person 1) My homie wiped my ass today and didn't say no homo
(Person 2) it's fine it's december
A girl that all Quincy’s go way back with. She thinks she’s the smartest in 4th period to.
girl one” oh look it’s December “
Boy one”oh her and Quincy go way back”