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meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019


chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015


Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022


Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020


Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body

Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.

by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021


Meat Head

Usually, a very well developed person physically but not mentally. Is obsessed with chicks but secretly likes dudes too. Someone that uses his/her/Ze anger to intimidate you because that’s all they have other than when they break down in front of you like a little bitch. Also, a person that does not have character or an IQ of 85 or higher. Someone that you’ll eventually hate.

The meat head is an ignorant void.

by BBR’s January 26, 2018


Meat head

Meat head is when you're eating a lot and getting buffer and buffer and extreme cases, you're shredded. Like steak, cheeseburgers, chicken wings, chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, and more.

I'm getting shredded and I'm becoming a meat head.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2024