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The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.
Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.
When a grown hairy man with very large hands lubes up his hand with vinegar and spice rub and fists a live pig,to internally season the beast,this is a carolina staple
The pig was so good it had to have undergone the carolina fist 'o fury
yes i’ll show up to all movies
he said gr at it cd u i c c o so thats guaranteed he’ll show up to the movies
The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).
I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead
When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.
Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?
Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!
When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt
Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.