you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH
i am pooping without consent
Poop deli is the theme of a viral tiktok skit by user Itsfrankie13. The skit is mocking stereotypes of the New York and New Jersey deli ordering process. They use imaginary "poop" as an extra topping on their orders as a mockery of things like "gabagool" or a "shmear of cream cheese".
One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
When the whole family goes to the poop deli..
person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli
customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."
A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.
my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!
An insult for someone who is acting stupid or weird, or a name for someone that has wickedly smelling farts or poop
Yo dude, ryan just left a massive turd in the toilet, he’s such a poop sniff