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The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl May 28, 2018


alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.

1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"

by Bag-le-douche November 11, 2007


Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.

Man I just dick slapped that ball

by M838 September 12, 2020


February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022


slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017


twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman April 21, 2016


Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 6, 2023