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A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.
Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins
Wife: Ew, not when you call it that
An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.
Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword
When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.
Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.
My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap
slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
When a man slaps his penis against a woman's breasts
Take off that bra and let me give you a bap slap.
Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.
Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.