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When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.
Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...
A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.
A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.
When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”
The greatest rapper ever to exist.
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas: We should listen to Lil' Cum Boy.
Literally Everyone Else: What is wrong with you?
Someone who came on someones jordan
Dis nigga full cum on my jordans
A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.
Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming
Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?
a cum guzzler that drinks cum on a daily basis
your girlfriend is a dirty cum guzzler