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Don’t believe any of the one direction boys are dads
Person 1: “I’m an 0/3”
Person 2: “What does that mean?”
Person 3: “I don’t believe any of the boys are dads.”
someone who belives Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne aren't dads.
person 1: Are you 0/3 ?
person 2: What that means?
person 1: It means that you don't believe Zayn, Louis and Harry are dads.
person 2: Oh no, i think they are all dads.
person 1: So you are anti bgg?
person 2: Yes.
ryan is a perfect boy, yes sometimes he can be a dick but hes very sweet and funny hes also a soft ball player<3 (he loves balls LOL) ryans so perfect that i could stare into his eyes forever i love ryan sm but, sometimes he doesnt notice. I LOVE U RYAN
"hey have u seen Ryan<3!!?"
"erm no.." (lying)
I LOVE U RYAN SM
someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court
man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!
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Loves bieber memes, loves bullying grad and is apparently not british.
"I AM NOT BRITISH" - Julie<3 2023
When your buddy decides to put on +100 and stop exercising for 2 years.
1: "Bro, what happened to Jared? He's changed."
2: "He went on a 3 month bulk."
1: "That explains it."
Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!