baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

onion bean

An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke

Friend:have u seen Mac
Him:absolutely onion beaned

Honker bean

A transformation from the natural state of a woman’s clitoras to one of superhuman thumb-sized protuberance, coming from the use of testosterone or gymnastic beam activity.

I didn’t know, but that chick I hooked up last night is doing test… she has a honker bean. She squirts like a sea anemone!

The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.

I gave my girl The Bean Stalk last night

legendary beans

tiffany

Her name is LEGENDARY BEANS..

refried bean burrito

A refried bean burrito, much like the normal bean burrito, is where the man gives anal sex to his partner, and then receives oral sex from a different partner.

Man, i gave Clara anal and then gave Sarah a refried bean burrito!