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When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
Some of the devils lettuce that is fuckin good
I just 4/20ed 20g of cake breath
When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
Amity loves sandy crab cakes!
A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!
Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.
It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?