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The outer layer of mucus on a fish.
After handling a large carp, Bob's hands are covered in fish snot.
Gay fishing definition noun when straight men Come into a gay bar and try to deceive you into thinking they are gay when they are really not then in order to let your guard down
I was at a gay bar last night and all the men would say I’m gay in order for me to let my guard down, “I felt like a lot of gay fishing is going on here”
The Knowledge that any femine vagina can smell like a fish, not only unhygenic one (BV). Fishy odour can manifest after long foreplay too, cause of warmth and time to cultivate bacteria in natural vaginal flora.
Wow, Janett I tell you, those schoolboys still trash our smell cause they dont know what Bacterial Vaginosis is and now call themselves fish pilled. I mean come on they are in their mid 40s.
Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"
A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.
Sal: Dude did you here about Jim
Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.
"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.