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when someone gives a girl cunnilingus when she's on her period, he/she gains his/her wings.
He fought in battle last night.
Oh really?
Yeah man, I heard he became a red wing bandit.
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A person who is an advanced online gamer with no life usually playing games like MMORPG's and drinking Mountain Dew (preferably Code Red) and living off of Doritos in their parent's basement.
Chris:Bruh,we should hang out with that kid Raymond.
Romeo:Nah,he's a code red guy.
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A team trio in the Marvel universe with Matt Murdock/Daredevil,Peter Parker/Spiderman,and Wade Wilson/Deadpool.And it's the best team in the Marvel universe.
Austin:)Hey Zack do u like Marvel heroes? Zack:)Fuck yes.Marvel heroes are the best. Austin:)who are your favorite heroes in the Marvel universe? Zack:)Daredevil,Spiderman,and Deadpool are my 3 favorite heroes in the Marvel universe. Austin:)So your basically referring to Marvel Team Red bcuz all three of your favorite Marvel heroes you mentioned wear red and them 3 have worked together in the comics before.
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Getting someone high for the first time who had previously been skeptical or fearful of weed. If you watch the film "The Matrix", you'll see that Morpheus' speech to Neo about taking the Red Pill can apply almost perfectly to that situation.
Chris: Man, Ashley is so anti-weed. Gives me dirty looks if I even try and talk about it.
Sean: Not anymore dude. I smoked her out last night.
Chris: For real? Damn you had her taking the red pill!
Morpheus: "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes."
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The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!
The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick
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using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly
I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
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after engaging in safe sex with your girl while on her period, remove the bloody condom from your penis and slap her across the face with it, repeatedly, until she cries.
So my girlfriend told me that it was that time of the month but she was really horny. I told her not to worry, thats what condoms are made for. So i slapped one on my willy and started banging her. Exept this time I decided to pull out in the middle with the condom dripping menstral fluid and when my girlfriend looked up i began slappin her in the face with it. It took a couple seconds before she began to cry for me to stop. then i reminded her that she is from boston so she better support the boston red sock!
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