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Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.
Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.
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When a women attempts to sniff a penis inside of her nose but instead ends up tickling the penis to ejaculation
"Woah man, last night Jenny gave me a snuffle job and I blew a load right up her left nostril"
"Good job Kenny"
The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.
“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”
When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.
You my friend just got a Flamejob.
Yo my lady gave me a Flame job and its been burning for 4 days already.
"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"