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My Grandmother used this phrase whenever she didn't want us to know what something was.
Example: What am I getting for Christmas? Her answer was "Cat's fur for kitten's britches." meaning none of your business. Grandmom was born in 1905 so it goes back at least that far.
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When the time feels weird and you don’t know what to say
I ate my cat yesterday
(v.) To accidentaly expose secret information one was privy to, forfeiting the entire "game".
Who let the cat out of the bag to that bitch I was using her for business connections?
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busy as cats covering shit--multitasking and any acitivity performed in a reckless and haphazardly fashion
We don't have time to admit another patient,we're busier than cats covering shit here in the I.C.U.
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Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !
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A phrase used in a weird song by Goldfinger. "Fuck you! And your cat!"
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Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)
They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP
Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
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