Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

That's My Job

A job that's mine

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death

Jail Job

An occupation with little or no flexibility in its schedule - typically a 9-5 Mon-Fri gig and which your presence is required in one general location (office, factory etc.) throughout the entire shift.

I used to work at that jail job at the bank until my side hustle started earning me some serious coin..now I can from home or anywhere..even at the beach!

Jobbing

Inserting your finger into the anus, causing a pleasuring feeling for some.
The word comes from a video recorded in snapchat where a finger is inserted into the anus by the user Job 😎🎮

I am Jobbing tonight. I'm really excited and hopefully it will feel amazing.

Get a job

Why? So you can take another crack at trying to suck my dick?

Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."

Guy "Get a job!"

Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.