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A series of very large, log-sized shits coming out of your anus faster than the speed of sound.
Teacher: Is Bob at school today?
Boy: Yeah, I saw him taking a Tony Poop in the urinal earlier.
A bomb that explodes, and releases poop, very stinky, used in Vietnam War according to prestigious historians.
"EW DON'T THROW A POOP BOMB AT ME"
you have accidentally poop in a unproered place
Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
A poop that will set your butt on fire
And anything that touches it.
A poop that has a lingering smell that matches the aroma of a curry but shittier.
Yo dude why does it smell like Indian? Man, I just took a giant dump and it was a damn curry poop, that's why.
Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.
His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.
A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place
Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again