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A tattoo of a dumpster dripping with semen; occasionally featuring a rag or sock.
Omg, who designed that cum dumpster tattoo on your thigh?
I can't believe my dad just saw my new cum dumpster tattoo! I'm sooooo grounded!!
It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.
I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.
A woman or gay male in the state of California that whores themselves out in the public for drugs, fame, and/or money.
"Hey, did you see Kesha on Conan last night?"
"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"
When fucking a woman cum inside, then suck out your own semen only to kiss her and put it in her mouth so she can swallow it
Sara was so horny last night I gave her the Dakota cum swap!
After receiving hand job and cumming on your own tummy parter rubs the cum into the tummy.
Bro this girl just gave me the gnarliest crabs Cum Tum.
Quite literally cum and shit smashed and mixed together and made into a soufflé.
I heard that he’s really kinky... Like into that cum and shit soufflé type of shit