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God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by
God is the creator of the universe, the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, The true definition of Love. He protects. He saves. He forgives. He loves us. He understands us. <3
His name must reign forever. God is such an amazing God. God blesses and loves us.
Psalm 94:19
god means you have the ability to drink air.
"the reason i became god was right in front of us"
The owner of the universe, the owner of this website, the father of Jesus, the father of humanity, this man is good, just like his son Jesus.
"Oh my god! God is cool!"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"
"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"
child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.