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The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.
I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.
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The result of a man with a cheesy penile stench having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating and pulling out only to find out he has a string dangling from his cock.
After I earned my red wings last night I shoved my smelly cock in Jen, poked her tampon for a few minutes, and came out with string cheese.
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When sweaty man begins to defecate and his partner cartwheels into a handstand; positioning herself into the 69 position. As oral pleasure begins the one in cartwheel position undoubtedly begins to taste a vinegary duck butter from the fromundacheese.
Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.
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This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.
I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich
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Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins
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A place where many people had there childhood memories and didnt think about it....but now the animatronics seem scary as heck
Person:hey do u rember chuck-e-cheese
Person2: oh yea that place with animatronics that are scary as heck
Person: yea-.....wait what
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When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.
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