ilikemilfs...4

The best mutual you can ever have ngl, very funny.

I want to be mutuals with ilikemilfs...4

£4 for 10

Spending £4 for 10 items when you can get 15 items for £5.09

I paid £4 for 10 or more commonly ‘I PAID £4 FOR FUCKING 10’

New Jersey - Part 4

Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.

That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches

Pulled an Aisle 4

When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.

Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.

QM^4

Breaks the entanglement, and nothing happens to the other particle

-It could be proven by observing the waves emitted by a quantum system.
-Also the rate of vibration of the vibrating system in a certain way.

QM^4 Formula - Quantum Systems

4 Big Mo’s

And they bust on my eyes,
They eat my ass just like apple pie

4 big mo’s

bitch #4

the one friend sitting in the bathtub doing coke

Person 1: Where's bitch #4
Person 2: Oh, she's upstairs in the bathroom