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A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
The most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world the most faithful person u will ever know the most lovable person ever the kindest sweetest open hearted young woman every minute with her is like a million dollars resting on ur shoulder I love her and you would too any guy is the luckiest to be with her
Ashlee G is perfect in my eyes
A very impressive dude.
McGregor ko'd Aldo in just 13 seconds. He is a total G!
;an object of any description given to be handed over or passed to the person asking for it,... bcuz whatever the object might be is too far for the person to reach and get there self.
Hey, can you pass me that.?"
"Pass you what"
"That G-thang right there"
A "rental" car used by a dope dealer. When a drug user has no other form of payment they offer use of their car for a length of time to be determined by the quantity of dope they receive. A.K.A. Geeker Ride. Geeker of course referring to a junkie.
My baby moms got stopped in a g ride I gave her. Now the police looking for me.