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The act of flipping someone's nipple with your testicles. As opposed to a regular bean dip with your hand. Usually by surprise.
Gave her the old maegs famous bean dip, she loved it.
Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans
Bro looks like he has the bean funk.
To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.
Alex was cool as beans all summer long.
Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.
Yo bro can I have your fuck beans
a person who is fat, but you want them to feel better about themselves by calling them skinny bean
yo skinny bean,your so skinny you dont even understand
Jeans beans
When you have a high fibre diet and shit your keks
“All of that Heinz has given me the jeans beans”
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.