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a person who is fat, but you want them to feel better about themselves by calling them skinny bean
yo skinny bean,your so skinny you dont even understand
Jeans beans
When you have a high fibre diet and shit your keks
“All of that Heinz has given me the jeans beans”
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?
A woman who has three clitorises and tries to burn two of them off with a home electrolysis kit but instead accidentally sets her vagina on fire
Do you remember Shaniquah whose mom lived under those power lines, the ambulance was at her crib last nite 'cause she gave herself a flaming three-bean charlie
Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!
When you off the bean but you die.
Chase Williams cant handle the bean