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Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.

DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!

by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023


John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 2, 2021


john dreiling

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.

John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!

by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020


john crow batty

John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.

Did you remember to get the John Crow Batty for todays party

by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023


john miceli

John micelli - child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce anothnys ass

Did you see how swiftly John whooped Anthony?

John miceli - a child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce Anthony’s ass

by Chrisgromedwards October 16, 2022


john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.

Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.

by Batman Namtab April 11, 2016


John Buckley

The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.

"I don't understand people"
"That's so John Buckley of you to say"

by _Wobble August 8, 2023