Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

Moon Meat

Meat that’s gotten so bad that it looks like it from space

Tim: I should probably take out that meat in the fridge, it’s been there forever

Jake: Yeah you should, it’s beginning to look like Moon Meat

Meat Chewing

When someone is fanned out or coming for you when they don’t need to in order to be nosy.

Why are you checking my messages you meat chewing dawg”.

Botswanian meat grinder

When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.

Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

golden meat

Chinese dick

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.

Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor