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a sin.
John: Jessica and I made pre-marital eye contact last night😫
Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!
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A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.
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eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.
person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.
person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact
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When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?
A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.
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To shoot a three point shot (in basketball) while the defender is up close and unable to block.
"Hey did you see Paulino pop a tre in someone's eye last Thursday with zero on the clock? Yea, Texas won 74-71. It was tiiiight..."
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it takes a queer to make a queer
queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.
Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer
praise UD reruns
xmpp:urbanrestorer@Jappix.com/FuckuFunny
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The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.
The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
Look at the size of that Black Pink Brown Eye!
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