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Driving at night with the headlights off waiting for another car to flash their lights at you.
Yo that bitch wants to play the headlight car game lets follow her and scare the shit out of her!
Something all the squid game fans are excited for.. coming out 22 november..
PERSON 1: YO SQUID GAME 2 COMING OUT SOON!!
PERSON 2: CANT WAIT BRO!
When you play a multiplayer game and the first game you play, your aim is absolutely cracked and you end up with at least a 3.0 KD.
“Dude i hopped on MW and totally had a first game pog.”
When someone thinks they are good at any given extreme sport... just because they watched a lot of YouTube videos of it, etc. They are usually at the local skatepark, talking about how everybody here sucks because nobody is doing 1080s , or front flip double tailwhips. He might see someone there trying to learn 360s and offer some douche advice like “SPIN FASTER and PULL HARDER!! But the sad truth is - the “X-Games Pro” can’t do ANY tricks himself although he precieves himself as good because he has become delusional of his own riding level- mainly via YouTube videos of pro riders segments, etc.
I like how that X-Games Pro , Toby over there , is giving advice on how to do tricks that he has never even TRIED to do himself. Then coming over here and saying shit like- “Anybody that can’t do a backflip sucks”.
An item that youtubers miss that has little to no value but people show irrational anger towards it being over looked and is referred to sarcastically as the "game winning item" despite its insignificance.
1. Guy1 "I'm unsubbing because I'm tired of him missing every little thing instead of collecting it like a normal human being with brain function would."
Guy2 "Oh no you're right that "game winning item" would have beat the whole game for him why didn't he waste the time to get it -_-."
2. "That item you looked at for five seconds and walked away from like you don't have any damn eyes in your head would have been great to have because I us it all the time."
3. "OMG you IDIOT you just missed that game winning item how will you beat the game now!"
"There's a paintballing war over at Justin's? I am game!"
"We're going out to pick up some chicks? Hell yeah, I am game!"
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The game always begins the same way, a charcuterie/asparagus platter is served with the traditional crab juice on the side as a palate cleanser. Only 2 players may play the wee wee game at the same time; but a 3rd player acts as a spectator (voyeur). The game is similar to a Czechoslovakian arm wrestle with a few key differences. Both players must have a minimum shaft length of 4 inches but no longer than 6 inches and with a mushroom-head no bigger than a New Zealand kiwi (in-season). Once both players have unsheathed their wee wee's, the game immediately begins. The objective of the game is to measure the individual players speed, dexterity and technique. The game ends when either player has collected 250ml of blood and or semen; or if the voyeur regurgitates the charcuterie/asparagus platter. The game is generally played in a recreational vehicle at a minimum speed of 85km/h.
Peter: I'm looking forward to the comradery and the opportunity to play the wee wee game.
Mike1: What's the wee wee game?
Peter: *Pulls out the charcuterie /asparagus platter and the crab juice*
Mike1: I believe my shaft length exceeds the maximum requirements...
Peter:*Pushes the crab juice toward Mike2*
Mike2: uh ohhhhh
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