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When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.
I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap
The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.
While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?
January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!
"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"
A term often used for not so macho men who demonstrate they may be gay or are too effeminate.
"I swear that dude is a slap away from sucking dick"
The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.
My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.
When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.
Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.