what is this i don't even

When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.

What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me

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What Would Bam Do?

A saying basically meaning what it sounds like, asking yourself what to do in a situation as if you were Bam. As in Bam Margera. As in the idol of every kid in America. Of the world. Of the universe. Yeah w/e, just see WWBD to see the rest of the shit on him.

"Hmmmm...what a peculiar predicament...what would Bam do?"

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What da dew drop

A popular phrase coined in late 2006.

Used for asking friends or family "where the party is," "what is going on," or just a friendly way to ask someone how they are doing.

Although there are several definitions for "dew drop," the popular phrase "What da dew drop?" uses the word "dew drop" in a completely unique context and bears no similarities to the existing definitions.

"What da dew drop yo?"

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that's what she said

The statement to use when somebody says something is difficult or says something that is in any way feminine i.e. making the other person appear girl-like.

person1: The strength test was really challenging.
person2: That's what she said!!

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that's what i said to she

The opposite of that's what she said. Better than saying that's what he said because if your a guy that sounds kinda gay.

"I'm about to put it in there"

"That's what I said to she"

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smell what The Rock is cooking

To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.

Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!

You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.

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Cute is what we aim for

A joke band that was started to mock the horrible noise being produced by such bands like fall out boy and whoever else is on that pathetic excuse for a label. For whatever reason, the delusional youth of america began taking their "music" seriously and now the band has it in their head that they're making actual music and continue to pollute the airwaves with garbage like "the curse for curves".

Shaant: Hey guys, wanna start a shitty band? i can whine a whole lot and you guys can pretend to know what you're doing, and little scene girls will be on our dicks in no time.

Little scene kids: ZOMG cUte is what we aim for is awesomez, i wuv them, add me on myspaCE!

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