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a big black man was fucking LINDSAY COHEN'S anus while LINDSAY COHEN sucked off a bearded midget. LINDSAY COHEN likes cock of all races. not picky. extra easy. If you see LINDSAY COHEN around, whip out your dick for a great time. LINDSAY COHEN is to DISEASED WHORE as WHITE is to RICE.
(p.s. be sure to wear a rubber)
LINDSAY COHEN is the BIGGEST SCENE SLUT in North Carolina.
Actually shes just the biggest dumb nasty whore in history.
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A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...
Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!
The End...
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A person who often offends his friends, but usually brings much booty to the party. He/She frequently performs in sexual acts with both sexes.
Harry is such a "Dick-fuck-slut-whore-cunt" when he drinks all the trash-can-punch, but he always shares the pussy.
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someone who has so much sex that he/she becomes a slut.
YOU PUSSY-LICKING ASS-FUCKING SLUT!!!! NO MORE FUCKING SEX FOR YOU!!!!
that special day of the year when girls (or usually just one girl and her friend) as an inside joke, dress as slutty as possible to make fun of all of those other bitches who do it daily, thinking they look so hot. *also to see how many guys get "excited" if you know what i mean ;*
I'm wearing my mini skirt and thong on National Dress Like a Slut Day.
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one who rocks and socks the cock
jill is such a rock em sock em slut
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PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.
The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.
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