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The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.
I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.
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The result of a man with a cheesy penile stench having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating and pulling out only to find out he has a string dangling from his cock.
After I earned my red wings last night I shoved my smelly cock in Jen, poked her tampon for a few minutes, and came out with string cheese.
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When sweaty man begins to defecate and his partner cartwheels into a handstand; positioning herself into the 69 position. As oral pleasure begins the one in cartwheel position undoubtedly begins to taste a vinegary duck butter from the fromundacheese.
Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.
duck butter 69 defecate fromundacheese hot carl poop dirty sanchez cleveland steamer blumpkin wisconsin cheese wheel
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This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.
I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich
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A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.
Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.
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The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby
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When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.
Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .
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