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Sania, She's my girl all mine always and forever. She's so beautiful and graceful , she fascinates me.
Her boyfriend is real cool but he's not as cool as her, She's always right and I cant deny on that fact. she's a Goddess a Princess, if you ever find her in your life don't you ever let her go no matter what but TOO BAD EVERYONE LOST I WON I FOUND HER , IVE WON IN LIFE ~ your future husband (fiancée)
A GUY~ " Omg, look its Sania<3 with that guy"
THAT GUY (ME) ~ "She's all mine, don't you dare breathe in her direction"
When you want to fuck so badly, you can't see 2.
Common eastern european expression for when you need pussy badly- " you want it so badly you can't even see (count to) 2"
Dan: Maan I havet had any pussy in ages!
Martin: "Maan you on The 1-3-4 shit!
that word that marichin always uses randomly (meaning that hes probs just happy or smth)
marichin: wiiw:3
rockan: looks like marichin's in his ":3" era again (:3)
When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown
“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now
When someone suggests having 3 drinks and it turns into a 3 day bender
Coco: Hey, wanna come over for 3 drinks?
Charlotte: Absolutely!
3 days later
The bender strikes again