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An ugly, ugly woman... Seriously... Beastly
Monkey baby in my derrier.
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'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.
Pascal is a jizum monkey.
Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!
Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.
Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.
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A short, extremely fatass girl (always with dark brown/black hair) who looks startlingly like a monkey. The Thunder Monkey is usually seen eating whatever she can, and as much of it as possible. She even enjoys chugging mayo and anything else in a packet. Usually needs to wax her eyebrows.
Person #1: DAMN! Look at that Thunder Monkey!
*Thunder Monkey is in the distance in a cafe, chugging ketchup packets*
Person #2: Look away before you're blinded! LOOK AWAY!!
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A pipe made out of house-hold items.
I made a monkey box out of a soda bottle and some gum.
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this is a common insult used by me to signify you are a reject from a moron factory and need to quit being a jackass and get a life
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a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd
I need to drop some ass monkeys
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Black person. Annoying black people.
Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!
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