having absolutely no life at all

sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient

its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.

doer to all

1-a mischievous person
2-a woman that is letting to be fucked and bothers now after that, for no reason, a lot

God bid it, nowadays, doer to all one a Nancy has become, for, her husband getting was late for her.

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

all print no inc

When a person says something in particular but cannot back it up. Most commonly used by gays

Caleigh: “We aren’t friends anymore meanies!!!!”

Andrew: “Why, what did I do?”

Caleigh: “Because, we just aren't”

Andrew: “All print no inc caleigh, all print no inc”

Thotty All-Nighter

th- otty: aL- Knight-er
where middle school aged kids stay up all night and talk about their crushes and send their group chat thotty pics for approval before sending them to a guy. Normally consists of making fun of guy nudes, sending semi-nudes, and staying up until 4 am.

Me: Yo we should have a thotty all-nighter tonight.

Dannie: Bettt i’ll invite Mi

All the way spooky

When your lover says she wants you to get spooky in her coochie. But all the way spooky means you want to get all the way in there.

Significant other- can you get all the way spooky tonight

You- Oh you want me to get all the way in there you dirty dog?

Her-yes please.

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
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